TATTOO: A BITE ON THE LEG GIVES ONE MAN AN EXCUSE TO GET INKED.

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Getting bit on the leg is no fun thing, and you can be rest assured that I’d beat the pulp out of the person that did it – then again, that’s only if I wasn’t too busy freaking out. But one pub doorman made the best of getting bit by making light of it. After getting bit by a patron, the doorman decided to make it an excuse to get a tattoo.

He surrounded the mark left by the bite, with a tattoo that said: “Suarez was here!”

He explained his motivation to the Liverpool Echo:

I’m actually scarred and it looks like a permanent bruise. I had the Suarez tattoo put on, even though I’m not a Liverpool fan, as shortly after that he was done for biting.

I wanted to try and draw attention away from the actual bite mark so I had something put round it so people will mainly focus on the tattoo.

In case you’ve been living on Mars these past few years, Barcelona striker Luis Suarez has three times been charged with biting on a football field.